Disclaimer:  The opinions expressed by individual members of the band do not necessarily express the opinion of the band as a whole.  Unless we all agree on something.  Then, it does.

1)  Question:  Which inspector inspected your underwear?
Submitted by:  Amy Schmetterling (#2 inspected hers!)
Dave:  Inspector Gadget
Brian:  #42
Ralph:  Kojak
Jay:  Columbo

2)  Question:  What is your favorite genre of porn?
Submitted by:  Abby Prestin
Dave:  German fisting, of course.
Brian:  Lesbian.
Ralph:  Horses!
Jay:  Jay does not watch porn.  Kim would hurt him.

3)  Question:  Did you ever take a crap in school?
Submitted by:  Bill Kohler
Dave:  Yeah, but I couldn't find the bathroom.
Brian:  Yes, it was good.
Ralph:  Remember that kid in American Pie?  Don't do that.
Jay:  Yes. Seven times.

4)  Question:  Can I have Jay Weaver's autograph?
Submitted by:  Kendal Sasso
Dave:  Of course, it's in our contract.
Brian:  No.
Ralph:  Horses!
Jay:  Absolutely not! I mean Yes.

5)  Question:  Do you like to wear pink shoes sometimes?
Submitted by:  Steve Spowson
Dave:  No, they make my feet itch.
Brian:  Uhh, maybe.
Ralph:  Shit!  Did you find those picture of me?
Jay: If you are asking my permission Steve, its o.k.

6)  Question:  How many pieces of Duct Tape hold your drum set together?
Submitted by:  Brent Dukes
Dave:  It's no longer a drum set, it IS Duct Tape.
Brian:  I don't have a drum set.
Ralph:  Actually, it's not my drum set.  Do you have my drum set?  I lost it.
Jay:  14.

7)  Question:  Can you list your phallic measurements online?
Submitted by:  Kevin Moore
SiMent:  No, but collectively, SiMent measures in at a hefty 33 1/4 inches.

8)  Question:  Who does Dave's hair?
Submitted by:  Len Hallas
Dave:  If you ever catch that guy, hurt him.
Brian:  Dave's hands.
Ralph:  Dave has hair?
Jay:  Thats disgusting....

9)  Question:  What the hell were you thinking?
Submitted by:  Tim Enright
Dave:  I still don't know.
Brian:  I put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up...
Ralph:  I was thinking, that if we all could just get together, maybe just this once, i mean, the possibilities, it's endless, have you ever thought about the things?  Remember that time, John, remember?  Andy, have you seen me lately?  The washer is done!  My clothes! ... jeez am I hungry...
Jay:  I was thinking about kicking your ass!

10)  Question:  Who's your favorite bald-headed high school friend?
Submitted by:  Jeremy Oakes
Dave:  Jeremy Oakes!
Brian:  I have no friends.
Ralph:  Eric Witz.
Jay:  Dave

11)  Question:  What is the answer?
Submitted by:  Josh Allor
Dave:  What is the question?
Brian:  42.
Ralph:  5!
Jay:  I dont know...nobody ever tells me anything.

12)  Question:  Is Ralph's hair messed up?
Submitted by:  Andrew Stone
Dave:  Ralph has hair?
Brian:  Always.
Ralph:  You wanna take this outside, you fuckin' mooly?
Jay:  Dont worry about Ralph, he's a #%$#@%#@#$@@#$

13)  Question:  What the hell is your guys problem?
Submitted by:  Sheila Fomenko
Dave:  Don't come to any more of our shows, Sheila.
Brian:  It's my damn deviated septum.
Ralph:  Can you learn to speak properly first? Sorry, that's mean.  I love you?
Jay:  I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!

14)  Question:  Who's the best freekin' band girlfriend?
Submitted by:  Kim Gillick
Dave:  Kim, my best fetal friend.
Brian:  Isn't Kim the only one?
Ralph:  It's a toss up between Maria Shriver and Connie Chung.
Jay:  KIM!......let go of my arm now.

15)  Question:  If you could be any color, what would you be and why?
Submitted by:  Jessica Audibert
Dave:  Yellow.  Highly Visible.
Brian:  Mauve... it makes me all tingly.
Ralph:  Crimson.  It just sounds nice.
Jay:  Blue...i like the way it smells.

16)  Question:  Will Ralphee do my cat?
Submitted by:  Amy Rashan
Dave:  Yes, and I'll pay to see it.
Brian:  No.
Ralph:  This could turn out to be a very lucrative business opportunity.
Jay:  I think the real question here is will Ralph ever stop doing your cat...

17)  Question:  How come the links on your web page don't all lead to sexy pics of Kevy?
Submitted by:  Jamie Patterson aka "Miss Mellons 1998"
Dave:  They did, but he was underage.
Brian:  'Cuz you're psycho.
Ralph:  I control the web page, and nothing ever works right.
Jay:  Because that would be gay.

18)  Question:  Do you like pina coladas?
Submitted by:  Bonnie Chang
Dave:  Yes.
Brian:  Only when dressed in drag.
Ralph:   Yes, and I like Jimmy Buffet.
Jay:  NO...but my friends do.

19)  Question:  Which is more important, length or width?
Submitted by:  Kate Banick
Dave:  It's not the size of your stick, it's the magic in your wand.
Brian:  It's not the size of your ship, it's the motion of your ocean.
Ralph:  Come on guys, just say it.  PENIS!
Jay:  PENIS!

20)  Question:  Are you a madonna fan? (And if not, say you are anyway in your bio.  It would make me happy.)
Submitted by:  Genevieve Raseman
Dave:  Yes, I'm a material girl.
Brian:  Hell no.
Ralph:  Not really, but for you, I'll vogue.
Jay:  DUHH...she's our strongest influence.

21)  Question:  What is your favorite way to eat spam?
Submitted by:  Lennie D. Prue, III
Dave:  Grilled with cabbage.
Brian:  Not at all.
Ralph:  Hey, you're a third, too?  So am I!  Awesome!
Jay:  Can i have your autograph man.

22)  Question:  Do you guys get groupies?
Submitted by:  Kelly Woods
Dave:  Yes, and we use them for their money.
Brian:  Does my next-door neighbor Larry count?
Ralph:  Why, are you interested?
Jay:  I did once...but penascillon cleared it right up.

23)  Question:  What are the properties of metals?
Submitted by:  Maura Cassells
Dave:  Long scraggly hair, and black clothing.
Brian:  Who are you, and do you even like music?
Ralph:  Which ones?  How about Tungsten?  I know something about that.  No i dont.  I lied.
Jay: Meat, Dairy, Poultry, Grain, Meat, Water, and Meat.

24)  Question:  What does the name mean (in three words or less)?
Submitted by:  Leah Donsky
SiMent (collectively, again):  It's All Good.

25)  Question:  What do you eat for breakfast?
Submitted by:  Emily Anderson
Dave:  Nothing that's a part of this Complete Breakfast [Tm].
Brian:  Nothing.  I get up at the butt-crack of noon.
Ralph:  I eat a cup of coffee.
Jay:  Some crackly crusty wheat flakes in milk...And Meat.

26)  Question:  Where do you guys go to school?
Submitted by:  Jenny Talbot
Dave:  (Graduate of) University of New Haven
Brian:  (Formerly of) University of New Haven
Ralph:  (Graduate of) Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Jay:  (Graduate of) Hallmark Institute of Photography